Stats as a Player
Game	Pts	GP	G	A	Hat	PMkr
3/13/2004 (L vs puck abduckters)	0	1	0	0
3/19/2004 (W vs maple leafs)	0	1	0	0
3/20/2004 (W at cavemen)	0	1	0	0
3/27/2004 (W at just a team)	0	1	0	0
4/3/2004 (L vs we don't care)	0	1	0	0
4/4/2004 (L vs warpigs)	0	1	0	0
4/10/2004 (L at pirates)	0	1	0	0
4/17/2004 (W at morons)	0	1	0	0
4/24/2004 (W at phoenix ignition)	0	1	0	0
5/1/2004 (Pla L at we don't care)	0	1	0	0
Regular Season Totals as a Player:	0	9	0	0	0	0
Playoff Totals as a Player:	0	1	0	0	0	0

Stats as a Goalie
Game	GAA	Min	Shots	Saves	GA	GP	Sv%	SO	Result
Sorry, no games played as Goalie