Stats as a Player
Game	Pts	GP	G	A	Hat	PMkr
3/13/2004 (L vs puck abduckters)	4	1	3	1	Hat
3/19/2004 (W vs maple leafs)	3	1	1	2
3/20/2004 (W at cavemen)	4	1	1	3		PMkr
3/27/2004 (W at just a team)	3	1	1	2
4/3/2004 (L vs we don't care)	2	1	1	1
4/4/2004 (L vs warpigs)	1	1	1	0
4/10/2004 (L at pirates)	0	1	0	0
4/17/2004 (W at morons)	1	1	0	1
4/24/2004 (W at phoenix ignition)	4	1	2	2
5/1/2004 (Pla L at we don't care)	1	1	0	1
Regular Season Totals as a Player:	22	9	10	12	1	1
Playoff Totals as a Player:	1	1	0	1	0	0

Stats as a Goalie
Game	GAA	Min	Shots	Saves	GA	GP	Sv%	SO	Result
Sorry, no games played as Goalie