Stats as a Player
Game	Pts	GP	G	A	Hat	PMkr
3/7/2004 (L at puck abduckters)	1	1	0	1
3/14/2004 (W at maple leafs)	0	1	0	0
3/21/2004 (W at just a team)	0	1	0	0
3/27/2004 (W at cavemen)	2	1	0	2
4/3/2004 (W at ticks)	2	1	2	0
4/4/2004 (W at g.i.joe)	1	1	1	0
4/18/2004 (L at street devils 2)	1	1	0	1
4/25/2004 (T at pirates)	0	1	0	0
5/1/2004 (Pla W vs morons)	1	1	1	0
5/2/2004 (Pla W vs maple leafs)	0	1	0	0
5/8/2004 (Pla L vs we don't care)	1	1	0	1
5/8/2004 (Pla L at we don't care)	0	1	0	0
Regular Season Totals as a Player:	7	8	3	4	0	0
Playoff Totals as a Player:	2	4	1	1	0	0

Stats as a Goalie
Game	GAA	Min	Shots	Saves	GA	GP	Sv%	SO	Result
Sorry, no games played as Goalie