Stats as a Player
Game	GP	Pts	G	A	Hat	PMkr
6/14/2003 (L at Drunken Monkeys)	1	0	0	0
6/28/2003 (L at Blackhawks)	1	0	0	0
7/12/2003 (L vs Cavemen)	1	0	0	0
7/13/2003 (L at Hurricanes)	1	0	0	0
7/19/2003 (L vs Peking Ducks)	1	0	0	0
7/21/2003 (L vs Maple Leafs)	1	0	0	0
7/25/2003 (T at Morons)	1	0	0	0
7/27/2003 (W at Puck Abduckters)	1	0	0	0
Regular Season Totals as a Player:	8	0	0	0	0	0

Stats as a Goalie
Game	GAA	Min	Shots	Saves	GA	GP	Sv%	SO	Result
Sorry, no games played as Goalie